Turns out houseplants are cheaper than therapy… and better for the living room.
This one is for you strange little plant lovers.
Colour: Slate Grey
The classic tee, but built to last.
The Original Unisex Tee is your everyday go-to – only better. It’s made from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton (180 gsm), giving it a thicker, more durable feel than most high-street tees (usually 150–180 gsm and often polyester blend). The result? A breathable, natural fabric that feels softer, drapes better, and ages beautifully.
With a timeless medium fit and clean crew neckline, it’s as versatile as they come – wear it solo, layer it up, dress it up, or wear it into the ground (it’ll handle it).
Some colours are available up to 5XL, most up to 3XL – check the size/colour selector above for options. If you love the design but can’t see your size, drop me an email and I’ll see what I can do.
Built to last with thoughtful details: set-in sleeves, a 1×1 rib collar, matching-fabric neck tape, and twin-needle stitching at cuffs and hem. Printed in my UK studio using eco-friendly inks, with no polyester blends or fast-fashion shortcuts.
This is slow fashion done well – artist-made, limited runs, and built to last beyond trends.
Care: Wash inside out at 30°C. Do not tumble dry.
Packaging: Fully compostable or recyclable – because the earth deserves nice things too.
Botany Not Lobotomy The Original Classic Unisex Tee - Slate Grey
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